Is Jessica Alba Hot or Not?

[AwCrap]

Is Jessica Alba Hot or Not?

 

[Bear6360]

Troublemaker.

 

[epj3]

I voted for Would not touch her with a 10 foot willy! becuase if i had a 10 foot willy, i could find waaaay better girls than that.

 

[epj3]

Hehehe, I cant imagine carrying around a 10 foot willy


I think i would need like a wagon or something...

 

[Bear6360]

Wheelbarrow.

 

[AwCrap]

actually I use a tow truck

 

[junglestylz]

just wrap it around your leg a couple of times and tape it to your ankle.

Try not to get excited as you may break your leg. Most chicks would be scared of a ten foot doink. But you could have sex with your girl all the way on the other side of the thanksgiving table

 

[junglestylz]

By the way, she rate about a three on the finger scale.

 

[VANCE]

just wrap it around your leg a couple of times and tape it to your ankle.

my right foot goes numb after 30 mins

 

[flashinthepan]

10 ft willy

Epj3-

believe me it aint easy.

 

[junglestylz]

Vance, thats because you are using a rubber band, not tape man. By the way, make sure you use the no hurt surgical tape. I accidentally used hurricane tape one time and it hurt like hell! Almost as bad as the epoxy incident.

 

[Bear6360]

Let's keep that one a mystery.....

 

[Dave8812]

Ya, troublemaker!

 

[frolf]

she is hot.

 

[junglestylz]

As I stated in the hottest chick ever thread, I would chop off a testicle, three fingers, and drive a honda for just one week with her!

 

[VANCE]

YOU KNOW I'D

 

[junglestylz]

Nah, I would prefer a more visible position so that I could stare at her face and try to even contemplate when I died and went to heaven!

 

[manuel]

oh god, she is so sexy...

 

[Dave8812]

Nah, I would prefer a more visible position so that I could stare at her face and try to even contemplate when I died and went to heaven!

True, true. But i probably would just pass out in front of her if i even met her.

 

[PuShAkOv]

This is hot